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Text Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 43,175 notes

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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Text Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 61,836 notes

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

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Photo Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 46,949 notes

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:

THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

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Text Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 55,138 notes

j4ya:

really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat

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#HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN

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Text Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 24,071 notes

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

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Video Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 71,552 notes

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“I want my life to be like an 80’s movie…”

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Video Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 39,071 notes

discoverynews:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Wow! I kinda love this idea.

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Audio PostThu, May. 23, 2013 7,120 notes

Title: Pete Wentz's major vocal parts in Fall Out Boy songs Artist: Fall Out Boy (Pete Wentz) 16,088 plays

panic-at-the-mcrmy:

between-brightness-andme:

I still can’t believe I’ve never seen this before, but here it is. Every major vocal part Pete Wentz has in the entire Fall Out Boy studio discography.

Pete

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Photo Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 11,990 notes

one-thing-i-cant-live-without:

Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.

one-thing-i-cant-live-without:

Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.

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Photo Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 36,596 notes

trace-my-scars:

Accurate

trace-my-scars:

Accurate

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Photo Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 2,211 notes

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

ronpaulproblems:

“Old Economy Steve”

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Text Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 38,600 notes

mcnivens:

i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face

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Video Post Thu, May. 23, 2013 74,880 notes

imabrotato:

karkatthecrab:

its-a-threebatchproblem:

ugh cake

THE STRAWBERRIES ARE WEARING TUXES

THE STRAWBERRIES

ARE WEARING TUXES

I’m gonna go marry my bed now, EVERYONE’S INVITED. BRING A CAKE AND YOUR LAPTOP GUISE.

(Source: themadmaninabluebox, via loveequalslife)




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